Max Payne 3 Quality Test (by striderhibiki)
Fucking around with another capture program.
The least Homestuck guy on Tumblr.
GT: xStrider HiBiKi
PSN: striderhibiki
SWTOR: striderhibiki on The Fatman
GT: xStrider HiBiKi
PSN: striderhibiki
SWTOR: striderhibiki on The Fatman
~ Friday, June 1 ~
Chapter 4 starts off with a flashback.
Surprise, Max is drunk and popping painkillers at a bar. But he also lives in New Jersey and seems to be having problems with the cast of Jersey Shore.
How many times can I shoot a man in the penis?
Answer: Until the clip runs out.
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Hahahahahaha. Max making an offhand comment about how he hates soccer. AMERICAAAAA~
More like you need 40 real drinks because you’re still really sad about your family getting murdered and you’re stuck in a country where you can’t understand anyone.
Then you will return home and drink and pop more pills until you throw up because that is your superpower.
I like how the game doesn’t translate the Portuguese that everyone is talking in because Max doesn’t understand the language. Makes you feel that much more out of place.
I WILL BE LIVEBLOGGING MAX PAYNE 3 AAAAAAA
Under the tag of “Maximus Payne 3”
To start off, Max is still a sad man, the PC port is gorgeous and the last man standing feature is… well…
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Posts that have made me click the 
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i would go out 2nite
but i haven’t got a stitch 2 wear
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LoosersCoworker: ur nuttsMe: what? why?Coworker: cuse, hwo many tatoos do you haveMe: noneCoworker: looserCoworker: ha ha haMe: how many do you have?Coworker: noneCoworker: i know i am looser
